Animal House

by AF

There’s a yak in the closet,
a duck in the sink,

the armadillo on my pillow,
asked me for a drink.

There’s a snake in the cupboard,
a horse in the den,

the giraffe in the chimney
is canoodling with a hen.

There’s an emu in the pantry,
a lion in my chair,

the monkey in the garage
is greasing up my spare.

There’s a pig in the gazebo
and a peacock in my blouse.

Can someone tell me why this place
is such an animal house?